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[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Kash Patel watched the Big Lebowski

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To bad they aren't a legitimate organization.

The moment they start door kicking in gunland is when their fantasy falls apart.

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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So butch to be afraid of mine who want to wear dresses and women who want to wear pants.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Full depth pockets are for men and terrorists ig

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who put this dumbass fox in charge of watching the hen house?

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

American voters when they elected one to run their country.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

They should be beaten in the streets

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Time to post pictures of all of them in drag at some point in their life

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Projection, in the Western-psychology sense:

The Republicans-enforcing-fascist-police-state are exactly what they're designating trans-people.

Gaslighting's greatest-example yet, apparently

( Homer Simpson meme: "greatest-example so far .. " ) :


I hope I don't have to live in this world too much longer:

humankind's making its collective-ego's myth-fantasies actualize, is very very bad, when humankind's ego is toddler-pubescent, without any understanding of accountability or consequences..

The problem is that MY soul/continuum indulged in this-incarnation, therefore MY soul/continuum doesn't understand this kind of experiencing enough to have the responsibility/intelligence to avoid it.

Unfortunately, that means the only means of preventing further re-incarnation-into-this-kind-of-braindead-shitfest is to endure as much of it as possible, making that soul/continuum have some experience-induced-understanding.

Humbug on reincarnation's rules: humbug on experience-being-required-for-competence..

( I'm only making this explicit, so that others who have no encountering of AwakeSoulism/Buddhism's "the nature of existence in universe, is suffering" can begin understanding what perspective that Buddha/AwakeSoul Gautama was speaking from.

Ditch the "me" from the above, & see the principle of it!

that principle makes much of reality clearer: unconscious-souls get caught in lives in-which they suffer, because unconscious-souls don't accept accountability or responsibility, & they just do any random thing, because they want to.

Experienced/conscious souls avoid doing that, & get caught in more sane, more advantageous lives/incarnations, simply because they know-better.

It's rational, it's obvious, & it's functional: we can act on it, through making our Eternity get better, through earning more growing-up within our individual-lives.

All this fatalism & learned-helplessness that is being pushed by all the different forces/groups is counter to our own advantage, and we NEED to stop drowning-for-its-benefit, right?

That's why I invested in making the underling principle clear, even though I'm tired & fed-up with how it has battered my life: universal-law cares only about itself, so "tough cookies", it is. )


That brilliant insight in the Christian bible is true:

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Rev+10%3A8-10&version=CJB

In-one's-face apparent- or symbolic- "truth" is syrupy-sweet,

but in-one's-belly experience-induced-understanding is bitter, bitter.

The more-complete my understanding, the more the world's oligarchy-rulers turn out to be machiavellian gaslighters, who have power that cannot be broken without MASSIVE concerted-action by entire-civilizations, including governments-for-the-citizenry, ..

.. & the next-while's going to be butchering-down humankind in wars over ideologies, in order to prevent any fundamental-change from removing power from narcissism-machiavellianism-sociopathy .. to responsibilityarchy..

it's like seeing a mob take a detour from where-they-are-fighting .. through a narrow land-bridge that slaughters most of them, dropping them into being shredded on rocks by stormy-seas, so their few-survivors can finish fighting without concentrating on the important-thing-1st..

Fighting the wrong war.

It is our unconscious ignoring that won, .. not any appearances that we put atop that unconscious-ignoring..

Humbug on our retardedness, refusing to correct the most-fundamental-wrongs 1st.

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