MuskyMelon

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RFK Jr. Is Very Interested In, And Likely Wrong About, Your Teenager’s Sperm Count in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mike Johnson is ready and self-sacrificing to do taste tests to confirm sperm viability.

Top Republicans stand by president's poop video in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

Snoop Dogg is no longer scared of queer people in children's media in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Drumpf was probably wondering why Snoop wasn't singing YMCA

Snoop Dogg is no longer scared of queer people in children's media in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that sarcasm?

Nonetheless, I give him credit for staying married for as long as he did. It's not like he left his wife while she had cancer.

Ed Miliband says it is ‘possible’ that UK government should leave X in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just fucking do it. Nothing says you MUST be on it.

GOG Has Had To Hire Private Investigators To Track Down IP Rights Holders in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dammit you beat me to it!

White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Wah wah! Baby wanna prize! Wah wah!

Fox Hosts Creepily Speculate About Whether Barron Trump, 19, Had Sex on His Date in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

FOX calls it sex, we call it SA...

Florida schools will test armed drones this fall to thwart shooters in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is called over-engineering the solution

Snapdragon X2 Elite Extreme crushes Apple M4, Intel, and AMD in new benchmarks in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

In my experience, arm64 is nowhere close to x64 with heavy multi processing/threading loads.

Abu Dhabi royal family to take stake in TikTok US under Trump deal * It will become platform owned by different bastards in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TikTok US == LikKok

Trump to host UFC octagon cage fight on White House lawn in 2026 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'd pay for Paddy Limblett to beat the shit of Trump in an octagon.

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New executive order puts all grants under political control (arstechnica.com)
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Trump promotes UFC fight at White House in 2026 (www.msn.com)
 

Full on Idiocracy now

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The hidden time bomb in the tax code that's fueling mass tech layoffs (qz.com)
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Trump may soon offer a motherhood medal, an idea popularized in Nazi Germany (www.motherjones.com)
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WTF

Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)
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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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Why Great Engineering Orgs Thrive on "Normal" Engineers (spectrum.ieee.org)
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