this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 106 points 9 months ago

Story was realistic until the cops actually did something.

[–] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 97 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fake - Cops didn't wait outside the school for an hour because "it's too dangerous", while anon gunned down innocent emos

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gay - Anon was constantly terrified of shooters, which means they were constantly thinking of other men

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian something something.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

And he died a hero as the cuffs were place.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of the movie "He was a quiet man"

While I was trying to find the name I also remembered the movie "falling down" that's alright too

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes this definitely happened

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago

I don't see what the Fox Newz disclaimer has to do with this

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago