... to be with his kind.
All the cool people are in Hell.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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Only makes sense.
Where would Hitler feel more at home; Heaven or Hell?
/s
Lol. Gggggghost!
No he didn't but maybe my hell is his heaven?
Where he can choose the smallest pineapple every day instead!