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Well I went to heaven, just as predicted. Let me tell you: it is GREAT up here. And free WiFi too, as you can see.
Yeah I get it, it's like when the forecast called for heavy snowfall overnight, and you're like "fuck yeah snow day tomorrow!" but then it's barely a dusting and you're watching for your school to come up on the news crawl, and like all the other towns schools are closing, but yours is still open, and then you realize the bus is coming in like ten minutes, and your snow day dreams are shattered and you gotta sit in English and Algebra instead of making a snow fort... yeah that sucks, man. Life is unfair
The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn't get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.
To add to this, the only person who did was that stoner that Michael in "The Good Place" has framed on his wall, because he knew too much/was the only human who (for a brief moment) knew roughly how the universe worked.
God needs to know who's on the Epstein list?
He needs everyone to know.
Theyre not going to be in the rolls anyway