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Jack Smith filing reveals Trump-funded lawyer claimed he didn't own a computer (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 76 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Your lawyers live in the 21st century.

My lawyers etch their motions into stone tablets.

We are not the same.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Wow. I’d forgotten about that. That’s too perfect.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Angers and confuses was always funnier

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

From Murderous Maths: Savage Shapes written by Kjartan Poskitt and illustrated by Philip Reeve

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t lying or deposition, the same as perjury?

[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure you get sworn in before a deposition.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm not a lawyer, just a professional with lawyer family and have consulted at all their firms. Never seen a deposition where they didn't swear in the deposed.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

An OG gangster.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

lol what a clown show.