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This is a real thing Peter Thiel told a group of tech professionals recently.

In a four-part series of religious lectures in San Francisco, Peter Thiel — yes, that Peter Thiel — has argued that the End Times are nigh and that a biblical Antichrist — yes, that Antichrist — will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI.

These are, incidentally, areas where the tech billionaire, venture capitalist, and cofounder of Palantir has a vested financial interest. [...]


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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Here's the thing. In any sane political system amateurishly attempting to invoke the antichrist just because you don't like something would result in you getting completely ignored by everyone else. Only this is the US, so for some reason he gets platformed.

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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

This truly confuses me and here’s why.

The reason that the evangelicals support Israel is because they are trying to bring on the end times. In the book of revelations, it Refers to events that happen at the temple in Jerusalem. They are supporting Netanyahu in his efforts to unify contiguous Israel, so that they can rebuild the temple and bring on the end times.

Summoning the antichrist seems like more of a feature than a bug to these people.

[–] PillowD@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's an antichrist (bible says there will be many antichrists before the big boss) in the white house right now, do something about that one. You helped put him there.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The bible doesn't say that at all, Revelations isn't a prophecy, it is a historical account of the fall of Jerusalem.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

It's Revelation, no "s". How hard can this be? I see it all over the damn place JFC

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 65 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Imagine not only believing in the anti-christ, but then also believing that LLMs are some accurate tool.

In truth all that Thiel is saying is that he's a type of brain rotted Zizian cultist.

Delusional Rationalists are mentally ill, and for some reason when given LLMs they become worse. Thiel and others believe LLMs are time travelling gods.

It wouldn't surprise me if he and Elon were in relationships with ChatGPT (or think they are). The Rationalist groups actually believe in thought-experiments like Rokos Basilisk (Roko was just a user on a Rationalist forum by the way)... So I think these old tech billionaires are just lost, broken, and evil. They're pathetic, and should have their estates put into insolvency if they're going to say mentally ill shit.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Ziz LaSota is the most Starwars sounding name I've seen this year.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago

Well, yeah. LLMs just affirm whatever you talk to them about. They have no logic, have no means to reason, no methods to challenge your prompt.

They're like the ultimate yes men that sound even better than paid yesmen.

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[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh. If Trump is the Antichrist, and he fits the description pretty much perfectly, would AI be "The Beast" in this movie?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So, the term “Antichrist” is kind of complicated. It only appears in the letters of Saint John (never showing up in Revelation, despite popular belief), where it tends to refer to a spiritual power that is “anti” Christ. But prophecy people over the centuries have turned this spiritual power into a certain figure they call The Antichrist. The imagery of this figure makes use of the “Beast” in Revelation 13 (specifically the Beast from the Sea). Which is all to say that “the Antichrist” and “the Beast” are, in a sense, the same figure. Curiously, and more to your question, Revelation 13 also refers to another Beast (from the earth) making an image of The Beast from the Sea that can speak and convince people that the image is alive. And this image forces people to take on the “Mark of the Beast” in order to participate in the economy. So, AI Trump?

[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Dibs on it being Stephen Miller

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Of course today we see that he is in the Epstein files, new ones released by Congress.

This guy being the puppet master behind Vance and others, makes sense how they went so stupidly hard into the Epstein cover-up.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ooooh.. OK.

I was aware of the "what" of the lectures, but was holding out for "why".

"Don't regulate me"

Got it.

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[–] Master167@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the wealthy family in Gravity Falls. The daughter is a jerk to the main girl, Mabel, for petty reasons and the parents are exclusive jerks who think they are above everyone. End of series, the parents make “bad investments” by trying to profit off the apocalypse the main casts fixes, leaving them destitute.

I hope this outcome happens outside of fiction. Not out of spite, but because I want people who have much to learn some humility and help their fellow man.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

I've seen this happen in real life. They decide it wasn't their fault at all. When it happened to them, it was purely a matter of luck, not wisdom. They expect you to feel sorry for them.

I have to admit a little shadenfreude that I'm not proud of. But it's mostly just disappointing.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

You cannot be super rich and have even half a soul. It is simply impossible.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's like the inverse of seeing someone with kind eyes and lots of smile/laugh lines and knowing they're going to be cool. These people are hateful and miserable and spend their lives with the corresponding body language and it turns them into wretched swamp cretins.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Such projection. The AI guys are the only ones trying to summon anything.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"biblical Antichrist will come to Earth in the form of onerous government regulations placed on science, technology, and AI."

In other words "cut me loose so I can start my own cult and become the most powerful man on Earth". Whatever happened to you when you were in college, there are healthier ways to process it than full world domination Peter Thiel. Go see a therapist for fuck's sake and leave Earth alone.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ahh yes, the gay billionaire is definitely someone I should trust in regard to Christian religious doctrine, especially concerning what is and is not considered good in the Christian viewpoint. Dudes already got at probably two strikes, and I'm betting he's checked off a few of the more minor of the 10 commandments, but like... on a major scale.

[–] ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

He's saying it because he is trying to force a reaction from his evangelical republican pals. Either he wants to warn them off AI regulation because that would end the world or (the more likely option I think) he wants the accelerationist bastards to go full steam ahead and regulate because they want the end of the world and he wants to "pull up the ladder" on new emerging competing AI companies.

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 43 points 3 days ago

The Antichrist is coming to take my free money! - Peter Theil (Obvious demon)

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

Add another entry to the Why There Should Be No Billionaires file.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

What always strikes me most about the whole mess of modern day US politics is the sheer madness of it all.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 days ago

The man is scared of Roko's Basilisk and actually thinks that putting all of his money into predictive text and racial profiling algorithms will lead to AGI.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

He'd be the authority on this subject since he's a major financial backer of the antichrist.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 days ago

Sounds just like something the Antichrist would say.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't that when the rapture happens tho?

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

But would there also be any negative effects?

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Another reason why billionaires shouldn't exist.

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This is the man in charge of a multinational public surveillance program taking note of all of our digital activity. A large part of our collective future is in his hands.

We’re so fucked.

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