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[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)

And it gives you something specific to punch at

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.

They either look or think like him. Neither is good.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 3 points 2 hours ago

The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 hours ago

StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?

[–] rockmeat@feddit.org 91 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

A sad and repulsive attempt of Alex Jones to get attention so he can continue his grifting

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

And look, it's working!

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 hours ago

So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?

right?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago

The perfect summary of his activities.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 30 points 8 hours ago

This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

W. O. W.

Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I gladly invite him to germany. :3

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting,"

Apparently, he believes he would fit right in!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago

Oh he will. RIGHT IN JAIL!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

"Classical German features" is honestly one of the worst things you could possibly say.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago

Look Who’s Back…

[–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 8 hours ago

Him being fat has nothing to do with how repulsive he is

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

You can’t beat stupidl.