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[–] midtsveen@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Ah... Marshal Kim Jong Un, the beloved dictator of North Korea, where everyone bows down to him, though mostly because the government outlawed standing upright for more than three seconds in his presence, citing 'neck strain prevention.' Citizens report feeling 'deeply honored' in between bouts of spinal cramping. /satire

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is in memes. Has onion logo. Unsure if real.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 13 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, I hate this. I want to know onion articles aren’t real.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

Me and the boys on our way to launch a Hwasong-19 ICBM at Tel Aviv dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

North Korea can't hit Tel Aviv with anything. The Onion always has the jokes.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

~Kimi likes Greta! Kimi Likes Greta!~

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Two wrongs don't make a right. They DO make a right-wing, however.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What would be the second wrong here?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Bro sporting that Moai statue-ass haircut🗿. His barber should be tied to the nuke

Crimes against fashion, then? I'll allow it.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Funny thing. All those North Korea ICBMs, they’re launching barbers who question the haircut into the ocean.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml -1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You can't just suggest kim jong un is tying people to rockets and launching them into oceans like a cartoon villain and expect to be taken seriously

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

I was thinking they would have a chair in a specially designed capsule, but taping them to the outside makes more sense considering the missiles fly off course.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can't just take an obvious joke seriously & expect to be taken seriously.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 3 points 17 hours ago

tbh I was really only going off the down votes

but also, uno reverse! I was also being unserious!

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca -5 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Indiscriminate killing. There have been numerous protests within Israel against Netanyahu's actions.

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 14 hours ago

I get what you mean about killing innocent people along with the bad, but I can't think of how it would be possible to stop an aggressor if no amount of collateral damage is acceptable.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh there was a protest. Well then, we shoukd let them keep going as long as they like, then. We can't stop the genocide in a way that might catch a couple Zionists who are concerned with the optics of it. The rivers of Palestinian blood must flow until they can be stopped without hurting any innocent Zionists.

Do you even understand how fucking racist that sounds? It's practically hate speech.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 0 points 17 hours ago

Nice straw man. I simply said the indiscriminate killing represented by using nukes was unacceptable. Or are you such a fool that you think the nuclear fallout would stop at the Palestinian border?

Get real.