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[–] midtsveen@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Ah... Marshal Kim Jong Un, the beloved dictator of North Korea, where everyone bows down to him, though mostly because the government outlawed standing upright for more than three seconds in his presence, citing 'neck strain prevention.' Citizens report feeling 'deeply honored' in between bouts of spinal cramping. /satire

[–] martinb@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is in memes. Has onion logo. Unsure if real.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I hate this. I want to know onion articles aren’t real.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Me and the boys on our way to launch a Hwasong-19 ICBM at Tel Aviv dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general dprk-general

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

North Korea can't hit Tel Aviv with anything. The Onion always has the jokes.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

~Kimi likes Greta! Kimi Likes Greta!~

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two wrongs don't make a right. They DO make a right-wing, however.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What would be the second wrong here?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bro sporting that Moai statue-ass haircut🗿. His barber should be tied to the nuke

Crimes against fashion, then? I'll allow it.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny thing. All those North Korea ICBMs, they’re launching barbers who question the haircut into the ocean.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml -1 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

You can't just suggest kim jong un is tying people to rockets and launching them into oceans like a cartoon villain and expect to be taken seriously

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

I was thinking they would have a chair in a specially designed capsule, but taping them to the outside makes more sense considering the missiles fly off course.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You can't just take an obvious joke seriously & expect to be taken seriously.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

tbh I was really only going off the down votes

but also, uno reverse! I was also being unserious!

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca -5 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Indiscriminate killing. There have been numerous protests within Israel against Netanyahu's actions.

[–] Keeponstalin@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 17 hours ago

I get what you mean about killing innocent people along with the bad, but I can't think of how it would be possible to stop an aggressor if no amount of collateral damage is acceptable.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh there was a protest. Well then, we shoukd let them keep going as long as they like, then. We can't stop the genocide in a way that might catch a couple Zionists who are concerned with the optics of it. The rivers of Palestinian blood must flow until they can be stopped without hurting any innocent Zionists.

Do you even understand how fucking racist that sounds? It's practically hate speech.

[–] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 0 points 21 hours ago

Nice straw man. I simply said the indiscriminate killing represented by using nukes was unacceptable. Or are you such a fool that you think the nuclear fallout would stop at the Palestinian border?

Get real.