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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Could this be as a simple as: they have a superfan who is older or has some other condition that causes them to be incontinent, and they wear an adult diaper?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Probably a stink bomb

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago

We're all holding our breath until we find out if the farter is MAGA or a radical leftist.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

crazy that nobody's questioning the ladies on stage at this point

gaslighting fr

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It’s okay, everything’s just AI anyways

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes, and you call them steamed HAIMs, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've definitely farted at a Haim concert

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But have you ever farted... at all of them?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It was they who dunnit I done seent' that flatulence! Oh I don't seent' it and it were horrible. All them candles done rised up like the devil hisself apperated right fore our very eyes!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds like a shitty PR stunt

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right?! The article links twice to tickets, something smells fishy.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If it smells fishy, it's a queef not a fart.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 day ago

👃 🤢 📈

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Radical leftist /s

[–] ChetManly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Where is a HAIMS?

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago

What is HAIM?