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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 177 points 1 month ago

Blatant partisanship instead of helping Americans. woo. 🙄😒

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 171 points 1 month ago

Total weaponization of EVERYTHING against the left, even using right wing shooters against the left.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 150 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Thank you for contacting me. On September 19, 2025, the House of Representatives passed HR 5371, a clean continuing resolution. Unfortunately, Democrat Senators are blocking passage of HR 5371 in the Senate which has led to a lapse in appropriations. Due to the lapse in appropriations I am currently in furlough status. I will respond to emails once government functions resume.

Y'all fucked. Bail now. There's way better places to live out your days on earth .

[–] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The problem is that for many of the nearly retired folks a job in the government was the promise of a good wage with great benefits and good retirement options. They want it gone because it forced other companies to play catch up in pay and benefits whenever the government could pay better.

It’s also not easy to walk away from a pension program when you’re so invested in it. It’s designed to make people stay long term and put in the work.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have they tried all the boxes about it?

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[–] nomiya@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It seems like most countries are heading in the same direction with their own flavors of fascism. It's also not that easy to get visas for decent places to live.

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[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wish it was as easy as just bailing. I very much want to, but I can't afford it, and with the coming depression, I especially won't be able to afford it.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe you should try being more privileged.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Gotta hope I roll better stats next campaign damn

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can they not make a legal claim given that their employer is putting words into their mouth in communications with the public, especially given that it's highly politically charged wording that would damage their reputation, plus in a normal country saying such things at work like that would get you sacked.

I don't know the legalities, but if my employer made it seem like I'd said something like that I'd demand an immediate apology, a reprimand for whomever did it, and a public redaction and apology sent to everybody that had received the fraudulent message.

That seems reasonable and fair.

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[–] imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yes leave GS vacancies for MAGAts to fill good plan

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[–] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 116 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The VA did the same thing in a newsletter they send out.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

This pissed me off until I remembered that all these positions were replaced by partisan shit-suckers and opted to ignore it instead. The fact that republican mouthpieces can lie to the faces of their supporters and still get believed means they're hopeless to learn anything else. They live in a reality that is going to crash and burn in a few months, and they can blame none of it on any opposition but their own rejection of reality.

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Dare I say Trump is the next Hitler

You cannot fucking tell me that he does shit like this and nobody gives a damn. This has to be illegal

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 82 points 1 month ago

I think we're way past what's legal or not in this shithole. His whole point from the beginning was that he could shoot someone and nothing would happen and americans were like: wow. I like guns too.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hatch act, it is in fact illegal.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He basically shredded the Hatch act his first term, there were no consequences, of course he's just gonna flat out ignore it this time.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Forcing those military generals to sit through a campaign speech showed that the Hatch Act is basically dead.

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

it may well be illegal, but when has that stopped the 34 time felon rapist in chief?

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

34 times convicted felon, who knows how many more he's committed without being convicted.

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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's too dumb, also near death, but mostly, he's just too dumb. All of them are. Our saving grace is that the evil isn't smart enough to succeed at evil.

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not that laws matter, but it's a pretty clear violation of the Hatch Act.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Call me when any future Democratic AG's do anything to prosecute any of this.

I'll be holding my breath.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Skeleton watches computer.jpg

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

70% if the US is not buying this bs and wants all these idiots to start doing their damn jobs.

30% of the US is giggling with glee over these partisan statements forced on government workers while they fantasize about executions.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

that 30% is looking more and more like a sexual deviant masturbating on a playground at 3am.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (12 children)

70% if the US is not buying this bs and wants all these idiots to start doing their damn jobs.

70% of the US didn't vote like that though.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The day this pedo king strokes out will become a national holiday

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pedo king is fitting.

Trump the King of the pedophilia, protector of corruption, leader of the racist white army.

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[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I doubt it will change much, the rest of the party is still in tact. They'll just move Vance to to king dipshit and continue as they were.

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

Definitely the sign of a healthy democracy right there.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 58 points 1 month ago

This is what happens when the people exposed to the highest levels of lead are give access to all the hate they can eat and free-reign to use that lowered cognitive function in positions of power.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

This is illegal and two things will be done about it. Jack and shit

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Why is my soup so cold? Blame the democrats!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

File under "Free speech for me, but not for thee."

If that folder isn't full yet.

Scum of the earth.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol a circus run by five year olds of the worst kind. I have seen kids orders of magnitude more mature than most republicans.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago

So fucking dystopian. People need to go to prison for this.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They should all go through every email exchange they had and inform every single person who received that automatic response that it was set that way without their consent.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

No shame, no honor, no sense of decency at all. Just unhinged rabid dementia in a sociopathic rapist surrounded by arrogant nazis.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

In addition to everyone else here's much more pressing political concerns, this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines.

Mossad should release autoreply_writer.exe

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

this is terrible for computer security. It encourages users to install third-party programs onto government machines

I'd be more concerned about the programs the government is installing onto the machines

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Yeah but Harris supported Israel. So.

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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What is that thumbnail? Looks like some independence day shit.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Hmm it's almost like the feds need a union... ... ... ... 👀

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[–] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely the false personation laws would apply here then?

They modified the out-of-office message to distribute a factually inaccurate statement, by using the shutdown recipient's voice & inbound mail feed.

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