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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And are those Russian spacecraft in the room with us now?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

No, they are in space. They aren't roomcrafts after all

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If that ever happens I'll support any idea that will cause a Kessler effect. WWIII ftw!

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Don’t worry with the race space by billionaires they’ll eventually do it (Kessler syndrome) all by themselves

[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I'm waiting for some private company to draw a big dick on the moon.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 5 points 4 days ago

anything to prop up the russian economy, I guess.