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Calling in Sick is allowed (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by iqarw@thelemmy.club to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] el3ctron@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

this is a real xtreme sport

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

eh fuck it, fire me again. i value a good night's sleep more than the boss'.

[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Just like the pullout game it has a bad risk reward ratio but at the moment feels incredibly tempting

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mario crawls into bed wearing overalls he wore during a full day of plumping and killing.

He also sleeps in children’s bedsheets.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He's a tired from a long day of stomping turts

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 points 2 days ago

But he looks so comfy.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

It's the second most dangerous game. Behold:

[–] pirate2377@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is why I keep my phone in a spot for me to physically get up to turn off the alarm so that morning me can't just "rest your eyes"

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

That alarm will give up before I will.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

My stupid company doesn't give me separate types of leave. I get one type of leave that I have to use for both and so really, I basically only have sick leave because no way do I earn enough to actually afford using it for an actual vacation.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 days ago

What about just the tip?