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Top Republicans stand by president's poop video (www.motherjones.com)

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[–] 0nt0p0fth3w0rld@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If your not studying organized crime and how to win against it then you aren't living for humanity or the ideas that built this nation.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

Man you got me.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They can't even wear fighter masks properly over their nose.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago

All those "rules" are for the peons.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

[–] hobowillie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

After all these years, I finally figured out what the PPP Loans were an acronym for.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 days ago

Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 2 days ago

Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange

I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.

[–] starrysonics@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

What an unusual collection of words.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do his diapers collect it for the strafing runs?

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Did Krasnov experience the same during his Moscow Golden Showers?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

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