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[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".

[–] Hagenman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.

Anyway, release the Epstein Files

[–] webdox@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Who fucking cares. Newsflash, they stopped pretending awhile ago.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The one from last weekend or the other one?

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this

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