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Noisy fish sex keeping Florida residents up all night with bass-heavy groans (nypost.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Ninjazzon@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Unnerved residents of Tampa Bay, Florida, are scrambling to explain mysterious rolling bass tones that vibrate their walls at night and rob their kids of sleep.

Frantic theories have run the gamut — from secret overnight operations at a nearby military base to a code-violating nightclub or even incoming alien squadrons.

But a scientist from the region believes he knows the source of the confounding racket: frisky fish.

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[–] fluidrock78@lemm.ee 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bass heavy, or bass heavy?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Yes.

[–] june@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bass

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

All about that bass, all about that bass

[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 31 points 9 months ago

That sounds fishy to me.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

That is something you'll hear from a Volvo 740 racing down the street in the middle of the night.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you're curious about what horny fish sound like...

https://dosits.org/galleries/audio-gallery/fishes/black-drum/

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

That is just begging for a remix.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I tried playing this...uh... bass line... for my GF.

It worked. she laughed.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

This is almost as good as the story about Disturbed yesterday

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The Florida men should leave the fish alone!

[–] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There's actually a documentary about this that I watched a few years back. They played recordings of the noises too. So strange.

[–] Koopa_Khan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

They sound like the Endermen from Minecraft

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Suuure, scientist "from the region", that's only fish that your next door neighbors are hearing..

[–] Hubi@feddit.de -1 points 9 months ago

Eugh ^aeugh^ EUGH ~aeugh~ eugh