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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is forever alone (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fake: No way hes working for such a long time as a server in a sushi restaurant

Gay: Anon is probably gay in denial and therefore still single.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I thought it was fake because pregnant women avoid Sushi usually.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Relatable.

I've had a friend go through 3 long term relationships, get married and have a kid since the last time I went on a date.

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