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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My god, the rare moments when 4Chan is relatable. πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ People wonder why I'm so meticulous about my blockers and my VPN. And then I show them something on my computer, just casually, and they do a double take when they notice just how CLEAN my space is.

[–] lb_o@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, exactly. And sometimes you have to look at someone's screen and it has so much visual garbage from ads - it is unbelievable that someone lives like that.

They then continue to scold you for not inhaling the slop like theu do the moment you bring up thst you won't be doing something stupid they ask you to.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

I think pretty much people just stay within their social media apps and just don’t bother to browse the web anymore. Also why people ask LLMs even though they know it’ll just make stuff up.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

slower than molasses

Bit of an obscure reference, but for those who do not know, mole's have notorious indigestion problems meaning they're shy poopers, and hence giving them the nickname "slow asses"

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

and here I thought it was a chemistry problem, a mole of asses. 6.02214076Γ—1023 asses, in SI

[–] goodboyjojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Ad block was a game changer for me

[–] M137@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure it's part of why "normies" don't use computers and the web as much. If that is their only experience it just makes them use it only when absolutely needed.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 138 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (14 children)

I assume most normies use Instagram, Tiktok etc. as apps nowadays. Which are also chock full of advertising/sponsored content, but in a somewhat less aggravating way. I assume that's also part of why LLMs are so popular - web without adblockers is complete shit and search results are seriously deteriorating, so instead they turn to a more concise version of algorithmic slop.

I wonder where people will go when LLMs services aren't free anymore (that shit is seriously expensive to run) and the regular internet is filled to the brim with ads and AI slop. Are they just going to pay up for an LLM subscriptions?

[–] kehet@sopuli.xyz 55 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I don't think LLMs will become completely paid, but instead they will be filled with product placement and ads.

You're absolutely right! Have you considered how refreshing a Nuka-Cola product would taste while copy-pasting this writing assignment? Here are directions to the nearest Nuka-Cola vending machine.

Or perhaps a little more subtly, when talking about soft drinks, LLM mentions Nuka-Cola (and how refreshing it is) as an example, rather than competing brands.

Or you ask image generators for a picture of a cartoon cat and it just happens to be holding a bottle of Nuka-Cola. Or maybe there are a few recognizable bottles of Nuka-Cola on the table in the kitchen in the background.

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[–] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago

It's amazing how they can adapt. I can watch my wife use snapchat and go through a story. When an ad gets between pictures, she instantly goes past the ad without even thinking. It must be the same power that users have when they close error windows and have no idea what the issue is.

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[–] Fiery@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I tried watching some YouTube video on a discord embed today. It served me 8 short ads in 4 blocks for a sub-10 min video

[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, they don't much any more. The normies moved to apps.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

> Downloads app for a store

> Bingabeep at 3am

> There are new offers for 1% off something you don't need

> Oh wow, messages for me

Who does this?

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[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably a reason why people brains have turned to mush. We're in ad tech hell.

[–] reddifuge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I want that to be the case, but until it’s really dead I’m treating capitalism like Sam Loomis treats Michael Myers

[–] rockettaco37@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you don't support ad blockers, you're an asshole..

It's my computer, I'll run whatever software I want on it. Your server costs aren't my responsibility.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your server costs aren't my responsibility.

Its amusing that people who mostly say "but those companies need to make money" often have these pro capitalism/free market ideals, but find that reply to be rude. Its a very subservient mindset.

Slave morality, babe.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

That's only if they have a Windows PC directly connected to the Internet, with no hardware or software firewall or security software...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Hardly use my phone for internet, but when I'm away from my PiHole, "WTF is this bullshit?!"

No one talks about it, but internet advertising is a bubble ready to pop. How is a consumer to chose your product, or even begin looking into it, when the they're overwhelmed by an avalanche of ads? The numbers are in and 73% of ad views are fucking bots.

Don't know the available alternatives, but soon companies are going to figure their online marketing budget is a total waste.

Reminds me of pinning my buddy down, "How much money is this satellite install business actually making after costs?"

<after some back of the napkin math>

"Fuck this shit. Let's move to Florida."

[–] Damage@feddit.it 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Firefox mobile supports extensions, including uBlock Origin

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Is there a reader viewer button on Chrome? I don't remember. This feature is vastly ignored, but it's simply the perfect way to read content. No consent pop-up, no design, no ad, just a beautiful simple page with text and images.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

It can still get around paywalls sometimes too.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 24 points 3 days ago

I've had that a few times on family and gf's computers. It was worse than my pirate shenanigans before adblocks were a thing - you know, dealing with sites that had 3 redirects with a dozen DOWNLOAD buttons that were all ads before getting to the real link.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ill explain It to you: normies do something really weird called...going outside! Thunder strikes

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Or, they just don't browse the Internet on normal browsers like chrome as often. A lot of the Internet nowadays is walled off apps that are only accessible from phones.

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well actually i use lemmy only from the phone and rarely on laptop or pc

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cool. Same. But I was talking about "normies" not people on lemmy

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

yeah yeah ik

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck, that's how they can tollerate ads. Not stuck on teh screen all day

[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, weird right?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

were just back to the quality of black and white ad space internet service dial up.

[–] CommissarKrieg@leminal.space 37 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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[–] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 days ago

I'm still in awe at how much of this bs I managed to tolerate since I installed U-block over a year ago.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All the PCs at my school have Firefox installed and I'm so grateful. I've got my ublock, decentraleyes, all the good stuff. Its quite nice.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh! Decentraleyes isn't maintained regularly, the last Github commit was almost a year ago. Give LocalCDN a try.

Thank you friend πŸ™πŸ™

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