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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago
  1. Who?

  2. That's not how evolving body flora works

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths?

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, he doesn't. He's a very untalented and unintelligent young man who needs attention to have an income; this rag is giving him that attention. I'm part of the problem by commenting on it, and I'm not even spreading any awareness that this man makes money through clicks so will act out for those clicks because it's something we all know.

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[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear, he is just photogenic for the most punchable, beady eyed twatty expressions.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

its the "are we the baddies" expression.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Punchable face.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

So random of him.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, he is just Pheromone Maxing.

https://youtu.be/B4tUE0rkctQ

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