He looks like an unhinged lunatic.

Not sure why this is someone "famous". He clearly needs help with serious mental health issues. I'm always surprised to hear that he has such a big followers base.

Do people really enjoy watching people like this? Jesus Christ, do something healthier with your time, like playing videogames, or masturbating.

the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You'd think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won't.

I guarantee you he's going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been bitten by a rat yet while he's sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I'm surprised he doesn't have rabies. He can't even drink it because he finds it gross. He won't eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they're gross.

All he eats is junk food and fast food and he's as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I'd be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point...

I don't understand this person's appeal.

Pretty obvious he's saying things like this to get more attention. He knows how to get people to clip and spread his content, and people keep feeding the troll.

Why the fuck do i even know who this person is? Stop give him attention like this or people like them will never go away.

Yeah that tracks.

All you need to know about Asmongold is there's a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.

He gagged when he drank it.

Then he "watered it down" with soda.

Actually, that's not all you need to know.

who tf is this person and why do I keep seeing his grungy ass pop up in my feed.

Of course you are buddy, you're twelve.

I'm sure things were evolving on him.

At least now you can say he has culture.

I once didn't shower for nine months straight, and I evolved from a fetus into a baby

Sure enough, he ended up finding a dead rat. Unsurprising, considering he previously used a dead rat as an “alarm clock” because the sun would begin cooking the corpse, causing it to smell, and the stench would wake him up.

This guy is a disgusting piece of shit...

That being said, skin does have a "horny layer" that we scrub off:

The stratum corneum (Latin for 'horned/horny layer') is the outermost layer of the epidermis of the skin. Consisting of dead tissue, it protects underlying tissue from infection, dehydration, chemicals, and mechanical stress. It is composed of 15 to 20 layers of flattened cells with no nuclei or cell organelles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_corneum

Scrub that off with abrasive scrubs full of chemicals and you exposure a "fresh" layer that looks good and healthy, but doesn't offer the same protection. Which can lead to issues like acne or even skin cancer.

You still need to shower though, and not use a fucking dead rat as a smell alarm clock...

But there's almost always a small seed of truth they build the crazy off of. Like how every pearl starts as a tiny piece of sand.

Asmon has such a surface-level shit take on literally everything.

If this were any other time in history this dork would have died from scurvy already.

Who?

Maybe something on his skin was starting to evolve...

Who?

He misspoke, obviously he meant devolve.

Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths?

Reminds me of someone here on Lemmy recently who had switched to eating nothing but steak and insisted it was giving them superhuman powers.

I swear, he is just photogenic for the most punchable, beady eyed twatty expressions.

Punchable face.

The bacteria in his butt crack probably evolved many times

1. Who?

2. That's not how evolving body flora works

No, he doesn't. He's a very untalented and unintelligent young man who needs attention to have an income; this rag is giving him that attention. I'm part of the problem by commenting on it, and I'm not even spreading any awareness that this man makes money through clicks so will act out for those clicks because it's something we all know.