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Germany: Drunk man falls into butcher's, snacks on sausages – DW – 10/30/2025 (www.dw.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Schwäbisch Hall,

What did you call me???

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A fox

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

blushes

You guuuyyysssss!!!!!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He was not able to respond to questions, a police spokesperson said in the morning, adding that he was being investigated on suspicion of a property crime.

Bro ... he fell out of a window, through a pigeon net and got hurt and they still investigate him for eating two sausages. Cut the guy some slack.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Lucky bastard called too soon. Also did he... Eat frozen sausages?