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I thought they didn't believe the climate could be changed...
SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking twist, Musk ends up propelling the Earth directly into the Sun.
You are doom
That's just the drugs talking.
Don't listen to old men on drugs. No good will come of it.
It wasn't enough to help ruin the US, now he wants to fuck up the entire world.
Get fucked, Nazi
if einstein was still allive like in ra2, he wouldve created the weather machine.
I guess I'll go get ready for the eternal eclipse...
The scale of this sort of thing is laughably huge. He's an idiot.
Maybe the best example of someone who needs a Walter Sobchak in his life.
Just a big guy who won’t go away and keeps telling him to shut the fuck up.
Elon must have read KSR's Mars Trilogy and never once thought this might end badly.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE CONTAINS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AMOUNTS OF SARCASM:
I’m sure this will be a complete success, and I see no downsides.
Suffocating the planet to keep rich people from being tried for crimes against the earth. Sure is a new spin on boiling us frogs in the kettle.