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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What an idiot. Next thing he’ll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Of course cock sucking is completely valid uwu

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Aaahhh Cheeto, you always know how to ruin every even bby starting to bitch about Biden.

I am so happy that I do not live in your head, it must be so sad, so full of hate and anger.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

No! Not these Epstein files! The other ones!

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 weeks ago

dem turkeys gotta stick together, ya know

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why is this news? Stop clogging up Lemmy with this bullshit distraction from the Epstein files. Who the hell is upvoting this non-story? I'm reporting this post.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

... this is Not the Onion, not a serious news community.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

I realize that but NotTheOnion is still a place for real news articles.

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