Now we know why she’s single
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025
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I assumed they laughed at her because she actually IS that desperate but in denial about it.
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I've always enjoyed that my interest is seen as insulting. Never understood why, so now I don't show interest.
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The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn't come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room... Then I read the comments and thought "oh. Yeah. That makes more sense."
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Worst she can do is say "no"