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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought that was Sam Neil from the thumbnail

[–] human@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 weeks ago

I've never seen them in the same place at the same time.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 points 4 weeks ago

Poor thing...

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Remember when he had to get surgery because he was so full of shit and dying of shit poisoning?