this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

We are two memetic brain cells away from postulating spontaneous generation again.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

The real nonsense is waiting 5 minutes. Every cup of noodle with that form factor I've run across takes only 3 minutes.

[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You’ve witnessed the evidence of the sorcery of instant noodles and still can’t grasp its magnificence. Completely understandable.