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Anon's boyfriend has a serious problem (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She can fix him

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not sure if cutting off his balls will cure his sleep addiction

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Surely, worth a try, I'd say

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Certainly did the trick for me

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

God I wish I was sleeping every night

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Abandonment issues. Even if youre physically present, your attention must be on them or else they feel they are left out. Anon needs to take more or less drugs, one of the two.

[–] mickus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I'm a sleepaholic. Its hard to admit but I relapsed last night and feel defeated

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

This is what a catgirl gf would actually be like

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I straight up am addicted to sleep

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Could be depression / burnout, though.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

fake: there are no women on 4 chan

gay: that means they must be men, and they're talking about their boyfriends