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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's boyfriend has a serious problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She can fix him

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

not sure if cutting off his balls will cure his sleep addiction

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Surely, worth a try, I'd say

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Certainly did the trick for me

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

God I wish I was sleeping every night

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Abandonment issues. Even if youre physically present, your attention must be on them or else they feel they are left out. Anon needs to take more or less drugs, one of the two.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I straight up am addicted to sleep

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

This is what a catgirl gf would actually be like

[–] mickus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I'm a sleepaholic. Its hard to admit but I relapsed last night and feel defeated

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Could be depression / burnout, though.