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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Are we at the "let them eat boiled chicken parts" stage? Probably better than most of their supporters get from Dollar General, so in reality, a step up?...right?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How many dolls does this cost?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The food situation has revealed to me the exact same thing that the streaming service situation has, I forgot just how absurdly easy it is to steal shit.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Did Brooke post this while dining in a 3 Michelin star restaurant?

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mmmm-mmm chlorinated chicken, seasoned to insipidity

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Broccoli is more than $3 a piece.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I feel dejavu about this pic. Like I can almost place my finger on it.

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