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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day's worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn't require an email to the regional director.

[–] EatBeans@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Fucking Keith

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

It's always a fucking Keith, isn't it. All the homies hate Keith.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First out loud laugh of the day.

Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P.

[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody's standards that low

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

It's a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower.

Urg, but then again, just... why!?

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them "newspaper".

They don't get invited to the unofficial "safety meetings". Some people just don't get workplace camaraderie.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I work in trades and I actively avoid that "camaraderie", because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 1 year ago