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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 1 month ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good luck shitting after eating this junk.

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[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wife and I both had the Arby's steak bites. They are very much "meh" - One order was enough. Not bad or anything just - more like we probably would have preferred fries.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I compared it to really good beef jerky. Not bad but I'm sure "good beef jerky" isn't what they were going for.

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