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They already do illegal organ harvesting in America for wealthy domestic and international donors who fly to various hospitals for specific organs on demand. Good luck finding any of the articles after they pass
It is actually preferable if you have both of them. If you only have one, your life will be hell.
I'd like to think there's at least a chance that they meant it in an "actually, this is The Onion" way.
The writer of the article just lost value in his own body after being paralyzed from a hiking accident https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/02/i-wish-i-could-say-i-kept-my-cool-my-maddening-experience-with-the-nhs-wheelchair-service