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[–] ea6927d8@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago
[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

They already do illegal organ harvesting in America for wealthy domestic and international donors who fly to various hospitals for specific organs on demand. Good luck finding any of the articles after they pass

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/whistleblowers-accuse-new-jersey-organ-group-of-coerced-harvesting-and-safety-violations/ar-AA1QJS2u

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

It is actually preferable if you have both of them. If you only have one, your life will be hell.

[–] kbal@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like to think there's at least a chance that they meant it in an "actually, this is The Onion" way.

[–] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

The writer of the article just lost value in his own body after being paralyzed from a hiking accident https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/02/i-wish-i-could-say-i-kept-my-cool-my-maddening-experience-with-the-nhs-wheelchair-service