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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They'll be exchanging Nazi salutes while reading the bible. Fuck them.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It must be so sad to belong to the drab old culture MAGA idolizes, and watch the entire world just move the fuck on constantly, not giving a single shit, when you think that football-and-Jesus culture is some kind of temple eternal.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Sponsored by Grindr!

[–] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago

They would know all about what gay is I guess.

[–] AccoSpoot@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

With blackjack, and hookers. Ah forget the whole thing!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

With pedos and auto tuned Laura Trump singing.

Grinder will be crashing.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I mean superbowl has sucked (to me) forever, so imm skip the game, the halftime show and the alternate halftime show.

While im dissenting, I also think every publicly financed football stadium should share 5% of profits with its host city. And some of that should be set aside to bulldoze the stadium when it reaches its end of life.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

What an ironically queen move. Big groan and ick.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not yet.

Bad Bunny has also expressed publicly that he views his own sexuality as fluid. In a 2020 interview with the Los Angeles Times, he stated, "At the end of the day, I don't know if in 20 years I will like a man. One never knows in life. But at the moment I am heterosexual and I like women."

From his wiki page. It does sound like he's very supportive of LGBT people and their struggles though.

Don't know much of him beyond what's on his Wikipedia page, only heard like 2 or 3 songs, but overall he seems like a very decent dude and conservatives can't handle that lol

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Is it just a big long pro Israel infomercial?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Cannot wait for the viewing results they will obviously lie about.

tWo PeOplE wAtChEd tHe aCKsHuaL sHoW!!¡!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

that's the gayest thing i've ever heard

[–] escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It would be a shame if someone were able to hack their feed and make it even more gay...

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Caring about the super bowl halftime show is an inherently gay thing, they should know this.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

funny they're just going to show the cpac footage and generate AI hosts to talk about how bad the democrats are.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

I thought they don't like politics in football. If they don't like it, then leave.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Long as they don't preempt the real show, let them have their little pity party

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