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[–] xyro@morbier.foo 7 points 3 weeks ago

It kinda is ..

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

No, it's the SA or GeStaPo.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So if this does happen, I expect the airport where they land to become a shit show of Europe protests... Let these motherfuckers see how real protests are done and how fucking hated these goons are.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

We'll be watching....

Ask ICE goons their opinions on Jews and other minorities, you'll change your tone. Italians are classic criminal aliens in the US.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"They are the same picture"

[–] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It may not be green shirts with guns who will go door to door but they still should not be allowed.

(No seriously it’s going to be desk jockeys that read documents.)

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