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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 42 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

But if they can work twice as long, it's a wash.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)
[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

A dishwashing machine takes easily twice as long as you to wash dishes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But it also does the dishes without using as much water as you do.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I wash my dishes in the toilet to save water, and to get more mileage out of the flush after I'm done pooping.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

We don't want machines to do our dishes while we create art!

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 hours ago

Robots only half as efficient as humans, says leading Chinese producer

Customer: Ok, I'll take two!

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I work in the food industry. Our plants have robots. They replaced humans 1 to 1 in areas like pick-n-place: take the food from a conveyor belt and put it inside a packaging. 

They can do that really well, but when you try to put them to taste a product, or to inspect the presentation of the product, or to diagnose why that so well functioning robot is not working properly, they will fail miserably.

A robot will only replace a worker that doesn't need to have a brain to do their work.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A robot will only replace a worker that doesn't need to have a brain to do their work.

So... Politicians, CEOs, and immigration enforcement are next then?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically, a CEO, whose job is basically taking shots at spreadsheets would be a good candidate to be replaced. As well as many of the useless managers that only see numbers, not people, and take decisions based on those (frequently with less than decent results).

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 48 minutes ago

Yes ai would be perfect for middle management up. Let them vibe code the company can't do any worse than the humans doing it. They dont have to try to move up themselves or make themselves look better so they'll probably make more sane decisions.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Critical thinking is an important factor for humans to do tasks efficiently.

...now imagine building an entire fleet of robots who lack that ability and attempting to perform a 1 to 1 replacement.

(There are definitely places and fields where automated machinery works brilliantly, but places where tasks require fine motor function and judgement generally aren't a good fit)

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 hours ago

Ask Tesla about their fully automated factory.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

In the late 90s a bot could guess who you were thinking anout based on some questions

Today they can do a bit more that that… a bit more

Wonder how things will be in 2050