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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/42859733

Murdoch tabloid leads charge as big freeze persists – could the mayor please do something about the weather?

It snowed two weeks ago in New York. Since then, the temperature has barely risen above freezing – a temperature science naturally dictates is necessary to melt snow and ice.

But science isn’t enough for some US political critics, however, who have instead blamed Zohran Mamdani, New York’s new socialist mayor, for the snow not having melted and still clogging up some of the city’s streets.

The New York Post, the rightwing tabloid and a frequent Mamdani critic, has led the charge. This week the newspaper claimed that “slushy streets” were “ruining travel for everyone”.

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[–] Akh@lemmy.world 116 points 1 week ago

I thought republicans love iCE

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, keep showing everyone how dumb you all are time and time again, rightwingers. Ignorant inbred nazis is not really something to be proud of.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Stay out of their way, they are inbreeding their way to racial supremacy.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I didn't know socialists ran weather machines. 🙄

MAGAts are just... So stupid.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My mother is in a facebook group that convinced her that the snow is flammable because its from the government weather machine.

My sister had to put a lighter to the snow to shut her up.

I don't really talk with my mother anymore because of how crazy she is.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Facebook is a crime against humanity.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just those types who find anything to complain about, and well if this is accurate really anything to complain about.

Like it should be icey and frozen out there it's Feburary. To be fair I'm from Canada but noticed even our area has less cold snaps and snow than it used to. Regardless I'm pretty sure the evil human isn't personally making the local weather system worse. Well unless it's Cobra with the weather dominator (dunno if that's a thing I just watch a lot of Robot Chicken).

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I don't remember a weather dominator, but that does sound like a thing that Cobra would go for.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At this point, I am inclined to believe that they are escapees, from the Dingo cinematic universe.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The same crap as "the gays are to blame for the storms". Talk about the real snowflakes.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of the best quotes from "The Newsroom": "I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage."

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I stopped watching Newsroom when I believe the main character was pro-life. It's been a while since I've seen it since

[–] vaderaj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I kinda continued watching for Olivia Munn

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The character was intended to be a thoughtful conservative, and I thought they did pretty well with that. I'm somewhere to the left of Bernie Sanders, but I don't mind watching intelligently written characters who I disagree with.

Also, I will watch almost anything with Jeff Daniels. He is one of the most versatile actors of our time and he brings depth to every role. His performance is what made "Pleasantville" for me. (I hate Dumb and Dumber, but he added something to it.)

I don't think a thoughtful conservative exists. The entire time watching I thought to myself that they're trying to win over swing voters

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Afaik some actual politician did say that.

(I wish I didn't know this, but thanks to reading English and using Reddit and Lemmy I'm perpetually bombarded with US politics.)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And my gay ass will happily take all that blame.

I feel powerful, fear me. Boo, bitch! 👻✨

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

They fear the gays for the power they have 😮

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The number in e.g. "Category 5" hurricane actually refers to the Kinsey scale.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I love all these responses, but that one deserves a special shout-out for brilliance. I'm still laughing.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

NIMBYs 🙄

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

I fully agree with Murdoch... there should definitely be no ICE in New York... or anywhere else.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Who the fuck cares about anything right winger say.

-someone who is done with that trash

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Funny until you realize these people hold the power and were able to elect a pedophile president, twice. I'm scared.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

There would be a lot less snow if we sped up global warming. That's just science.

[–] Redkid1324@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Ok yes that is pretty dumb HOWEVER if the administration did not properly prep the roads and provide appropriate snow removal they are partially to blame for it taking LONGER for it to clear out.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 18 points 1 week ago

They have people working 12 hour shifts clearing the snow. This is just an article about a right wing tabloid tabloid writing an article.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why on Earth would you ever give the New York Post the benefit of the doubt? Like I don't understand your brain.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip -5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The New York Post isn’t quoting itself, they didn’t dream up a person to criticize Mamdani.

They can spin it as hard as they want but at the end of the day? There are real life cranks out there complaining about snow removal.

So those are reasonable points to make. Maybe NYC wasn’t prepared for the snow, because the previous admins left public works a mess? Who the fuck knows - the Post sure as shit doesn’t know or care.

Not sure why that makes it an invalid point, but ok, keep your brain off I guess.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

the Post sure as shit doesn’t know or care.

Well, somehow you managed to argue yourself back around to agreement. That's all anyone is saying. This is a bullshit tabloid story based on if, maybe, who knows? It doesn't deserve a second though for a city you don't even live in.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

So okay hold on. You're saying it's not the New York Post you are giving the benefit of the doubt to, but the cranks (your words) that the New York Post found? That seems so much worse.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Which begs the question:

Did the previous admin cripple the snow response cabability?