Stop make stupid people famous. Negative attention is also attention.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2026
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Too smart to live, too, but too dumb to die.
One of god’s own.
...said a slow brain
I am dyslexic and read slow, even still I can gain information faster from text better than other media like videos.
I was about to say this is premium nottheonion content, and turns out this is premium nottheonion content 😂
I had a mate say stuff like that. Turned out he was on a whoooole lotta meth
Isn't that convenient. Yeah well I'm too smart to listen to Andrew Tate so I really can't say.
We need to drag this one out
People bragging about how super smart they are usually lower the population average significantly.
These people are just shameless manipulators of the stupid, which is the only form of intelligence our society really respects right now.
Ie, elon musk is a genius, why? Not for doing anything real, but for hyping the value of his stocks beyond any semblance of reason. The president, all the rw influencers, business dickheads, the quality they have that is valued is playing the population, no one cares if it's true, they care if they get enough people to believe it and therefore make money off of it.
Meanwhile people that actually invent stuff, that actually figure stuff out, aren't even celebrated, they are a cog in a machine under one of these confidence men, their contributions attributed to the Musks of the world. Nikola Tesla would not be respected if he was around today, just used and abused by these manipulators that would take all the credit.
"I’m, like, a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day,"
I feel so bad for the Onion
That's a strange way to confess to being illiterate.
Pretty sure he needs opposite of "fucking fighting" after his last loss.
Also does he know textbooks exist?
"I'm to smart to use my brain" says guy who is on the run from eastern european authorities.
I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and f—ing fighting, f—ing a bunch of hoes and champagne… going crazy.”
I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.
This is the sound of deep, deep, profound, deep insecurity chasing a man down a never-ending alleyway peppered with neon signs that say "Unattractive to Women?", "Easily Bullied By Other Men?", "GAY???"
I hope he does serious prison time for his crimes, because it will be extra enjoyable knowing that it's literally the worst place he could ever find himself. No escaping one's own mind in that place.
Oh if he goes to prison he's going to get it. The guards will be taking bets on how long he lasts.
He has money and political connections, he will get let off easy, and if a prison sentence at all will get VIP treatment, not the least in Eastern Europe.
im pretty sure you dont need to emphasize you are woman hater, your action speaks louder than words.
ME AM SMART, NO NEED READ! READ AM FOR BETA MALE!
One upvote only can make. Want two.
YOU AM ALFA FOR TRY
Me like your words for yourself.
YOU AM IS ALSO ALFA
Downvoting. Don't feed the trolls, don't make them relevant.
Are you lost, friend? Forgot the community you're on?
Doesn't matter. You do realize this bastard is just rage baiting, right?
The rapist and sex trafficker said this? Crazy
Cool. He's in "not even hiding being a clown" stage.
We really have to let this turn decompose in prison. Why do we keep smelling this? Ahh right, that's the only reason for this shit to exist...
Why are we paying attention to this clown, again?
Clowns are funny... and scary. Strong emotions either way.
Because he keeps being enough of an embarrassing idiot in public to write roast articles about that can attract people's attention, I guess
They let the little shit out of prison then?
He certainly knows how to rage bait. We have to collectively learn to ignore this bullshit, and teach young boys the same.
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Functionally illiterate moron insists he's "Too smart to read."
Functionally illiterate moron, sex trafficker and rapist insists he's "Too smart to read."
Is there any proof that he can read?
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And still people will believe this airhead loser
When he dies, I would very much like to examine his brain.
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