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[–] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Bioshock Infinite , even my AMD Athlon II could handle it back in the day

[–] SystemL@literature.cafe 20 points 6 days ago

Half life 2

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago
[–] Dark_Lords_Servant@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Warframe. They got it running on mobile, and it looks absolutely gorgeous. I myself ran it for a few years on a shitty graphics card that could barely run minecraft with a texture pack.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago

Warframe is really impressive.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago
[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Tloz minish cap
Donkey kong country 1,2,3
Super mario world

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

SNES had so many fucking bangers. Playing through Kirby's Dream Course again.

KDC MENTIONED!! Best golf game ever made

[–] elvis_depresley@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Hah. You'll need the whole worlds potatoes to run a single frame

[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its world generation will absolutely roast your potato.

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 3 points 5 days ago

Mmmm, roast potato

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 6 days ago
[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago
[–] Nexyte@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (Ground Zeroes as well)

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Looking good is about artstyle more than realistic graphics for me so most pixelart games.

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Shadow of the Beast

[–] InfinitiZEr0@programming.dev 3 points 5 days ago
[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago
[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Not Cirith Ungol.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Hello Kitty Island Adventure

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tic Tac Toe
On a potato


After every game, you can then take a thin slice off the top and you get a fresh surface for another game.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Or you could boil it. Maybe mash it. Or even, dare I say, stick in a stew.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Potatoes are best in the Air Fryer.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

stick in a stew

I don't understand how one is able to make a stew sticky enough, though.
Isn't it usually watery?

[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

no I think the stick is for stirring the stew.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cook it long enough, and the potato starch will thicken it up.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but not enough to be sticky, right?
Or maybe I have been adding too much water?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Super Mario

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Graphically I'd have to say either Broke the Investigator or Corn Kidz 64.

One, as someone described in a plauthrough video, looks like a Saturday morning cartoon. The other, I think nails that old 90s 3D somewhat stylized video game look pretty well, IMO.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

True. I had to uninstall it when I played it 2 years ago, lest I let my life sink into making custom test chambers

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 week ago

Obligatory Hollow Knight mention

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