Oh, this is a lot sadder than I initially thought. I thought this might be 2 humans somehow interacting on a date with the help of AI, but this is for 1 human interacting with their AI bot in a date environment. This is a sad reflection of where humanity could be headed.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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I think you underestimate how popular AI dating has become lately.
Like do they have machines under the table that get you off? Otherwise I ain't payin.
AI blowjob? i am not taking that risk
I dunno, may be one of the first really good applications of AI
Just make sure to physically block the ability to bite....
You’re absolutely right! I definitely should not have bit clean through your humchonger!
Ew