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[–] Steve@communick.news 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

guests download the EVA AI app, create a customizable AI companion and join the cafe’s waitlist.

That's a generous assumption that there will be a waitlist.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 9 hours ago

I think you underestimate how popular AI dating has become lately.