Yeah I just want to know what grocery store food Wall Street journal is going to call Gen Alpha privileged for eating. Store brand hummus? Whole wheat bread?
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Hummus?? BROWN bread?? thats rich people food
organic artisnal bread, non gmo, single source, fair traded,,yadayaday.
Rotisserie chicken, used for burritos, can make lunch for the work week.
Costco’s rotisserie chicken is cheaper than a raw chicken in most places and I don’t need to spend money on utilities to cook it. It’s also gross, but when you’re poor you don’t get a lot of protein options.
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pretty sure your boss is splurging human babies so shut the fuck up
When I splurge, I buy hamburger at 9$ a lb.
They should splurge on savvier investments like third-world suffering
Why should I pay extra for that when my taxes already pay for plenty?
Wallstreet journal... is Microsoft stock going down again?
Door Dash fees / inflated prices are what should be the real target. In-game cosmetics would be another.
I thought they were saying they had a new fettish