Thankfully, the ship is surrounded by emergency toilet
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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As is the US isn’t figuratively shitting on the world, now they’re doing it literally.
Support the troops (with thoughts and prayers).
Gleefully send them off to a pointless war and then tell them we can't afford to take care of them. The Republican way.
That's nothing. Wait for them to come back disabled from the war and be called welfare-queens for the miserable rest of their life.
These would be more useful.
"An army marches on its stomach", meaning the troops need a steady supply of food.
I think that also means "An army marches on its butthole", because the waste gotta go somewhere.
i mean humans need a steady supply of food
A sailor on board told the Journal that the crew members are angry and upset and wish to leave the Navy as soon as the deployment ends.
A competent president takes this into account and doesn’t run their people into the ground needlessly.
It's weird because USA has 11 aircraft carriers, easily enough to rotate their usage.
Yes, but the Ford is new, shiny, and most importantly for Great Leader, bigger.
To be clear, we should all be glad the US doesn't have a competent president in this case.
Only if they have any interest in people's long term well being. Which if they really had, they would send them to war.
Time to open up the poop deck
But at least bidets work...they work, right?
'the republican leader' do they mean the president? Trump? What a weird way to reference them.
Release the Epstein files.
Very happy for them.
What a shitty situation all around
Don't have to fix the ship if it gets sunk