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[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Did they even say thank you?!

[–] AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

Said the kettle

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 42 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In every accusation an admission.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 20 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

No, every accusation is a cute cushion -JD Vance replies with that sexy wink of his.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

His poor wife

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 27 points 18 hours ago
[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 21 points 18 hours ago

Oh the irony

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 15 points 17 hours ago

So spiderman points at spiderman . bmp

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 17 hours ago

The kakistocracy has done it again! A new world record in hypocrisy!

This one's gonna be REALLY fucking hard to beat 🤦