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[–] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 points 48 minutes ago

Where exactly is the 4chan in 2026? I would like to pay it a visit.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 63 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)
  • becomes martyr at the hands of people he's said were "the devil" for decades proving his point.
  • Inspires supporters to fight against the existential threat the enemy has proven themselves to be.

It seems a very stupid thing for US-Israel to give them all the ammunition in their internal propaganda war.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

they're still just a useful punching bag, there's only so much they can do squirreled away digging oil from deserts in the middle of nowhere

the funny part is, the West's enemies best avenue for attack/disruption (*especially the US) is a direct consequence of the mass propaganda they go out of their way to depoly against their own citizenry

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah, but also it depends on America's war aims. If the plan is to just blow him up and leave ala venezula I'm not sure trump cares.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 5 points 28 minutes ago

depends on America’s war aims

You mean distracting the masses from the Epstein files?

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

It would be generous to call that a plan.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 18 hours ago

More like pay-to-win. America has the advanced military DLC in a server with basic free accounts.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 16 hours ago

How is this the first day instead of just a new wave of attacks.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 25 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Now if only Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu would follow his lead.

[–] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t think I want Trump dying while doing what he loved.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Didn’t really think that one through I guess

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I mean, it's Ivanka right? I'm okay with that.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

fishy af, I expect some kind of intelligence/secret service fuckery. What kind of authoritarian leader dies on the first day of a war?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

They've outright said the CIA was tracking his movements.

Although, I have a suspicion someone on the inside betrayed him, perhaps after seeing so many protesters slaughtered.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 13 hours ago

One that was 86.

"Oh fuck. They're here. I'll be off now"

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (6 children)

Other than the white house, has there been any confirmation he was killed?

It just seems... Suspicious.

Edit: IDK guys a few more of you could let me know if Iran confirmed it or not

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 41 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

His death has been reported by Iranian state media

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 19 hours ago

Oh. Oh well

[–] Una@europe.pub 21 points 19 hours ago

It is true, Wikipedia page says "was" instead of "is" 

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Khamenei

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Iran's surviving government has confirmed it

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

As you've been told, Iran has confirmed it and conspiracy ideologists are already looking for his hiding place in the mountains.

(gotta admit, it doesn't seem TOO far-fetched though)

[–] lemming@anarchist.nexus 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Yes, there has.