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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

The constitution is clear on how citizenship is defined. People saying this kind of thing are enemies of the republic.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 8 hours ago

This is also called “Genocide”

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

But… where to?

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He’s right. They should deport Native Americans to the land they belong and remove all the people who are occupying that land for the last few hundred years. After all, that land belongs to the Natives since a longer time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, I get the joke, but considering Native Americans is a broad term, but each tribe only lived in limited space, wouldn't that mean you give this tribe back their land, but realistically, it's like half of Indiana?

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

About half of Oklahoma was recently returned. That's still working it's way through the various fallouts.

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Did they stutter

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

If only there were some way he could have known these people were native to America

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

Native…. American…. What could that mean, native… native to what?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

JFC that site is as toxic as my ex. Also did they really need the first five sentences to be a repetition of the headline verbatim?