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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh man, I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until I read the content of his email.

First he says that he didn't see anything that would suggest sex crimes, then he says he met Jeffrey and "the girls" who were 4 young women introduced to him as students, and says they were very hospitable.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago

Horner also said Epstein made a $10,000 donation for his research and that he visited the ranch a second time in 2016 with a graduate student "as part of a geology tour".

Has anyone heard from this student? I would not trust a word of his version of the narrative.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago

Don't move. They can't see me if I don't move.

  • Jack Horner, maybe