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And that’s basically it!
I thought the title was poorly worded but no, they are "removing" a fucking island.
Removing the urge to rape children there.
Americans would do anything before they take a look in the mirror, damn.
I wasn't sure if it was maybe meant to be:
Texas begins removing "rio grande"; island officials say [it] is used to hide and smuggle immigrants
Or something similar. Me not being familiar with the area and the whole title being capitalized made it hard for me to pick apart the proper nouns
Ingenious approach to solving problems! From now on, whenever there's a bug in my code, I'll just delete it. Can't have bugs if you haven't got any code. Taps head.
"If you have a bug in your computer code, then you need to take the computer apart and clean it." -These fucking boomers
I mean thats literally where the term comes from. They even had a "debugger" that used a brush to get the bugs out of the relais
The doesn't solve the underlying issue. They should remove Texas from the border and place it somewhere in the middle of the ocean.
There’s already a plastic island the size of Texas. Now there can be a Texas island the size of Texas.
"What is this floating pile of garbage? Is that Texas?"
What an absolute waste of taxpayer dollars.
Welcome to Texas. For other stories of wild, stupid shit, google "Texas AG sues" and autocomplete
For other stories of wild, stupid shit, google "Texas"
FTFY
This is where you think tax payers dollars are being wasted.
The state of Texas is being used to hide and smuggle migrants into the US and I hereby call on the Trump administration to secure our border by removing Texas.
I vote for Lake Texas
Both the federal gooberment and Texass stopped funding their ridiculous wall less than a month after Trump took office. 64 miles of non connected wall. Just a con.
Who thought up removing an island to distract from the Epstien Files was a good idea?
Violates the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and therefore not legal, but when has that ever stopped this fucking braindead administration?
Idk, but I would support Mexico taking over Texas and renaming it Newest Mexico.
This is so easy