May I suggest the Trump Epstein bridge?
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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The Trump-Epstien Peace Memorial Bridge?
No. Just no. We’ve got enough shit to rip his name off of in 3 years - let’s not add to the list.
Also, the motherfucker wouldn't get it that its a pisstake. Do you seriously want to hear him going on and on about how Canada loves him so much that we named a bridge after him?
I can see by the comments no one actually read the proposal
This is gold.
The last 2 sentences are the punchline.
This is poorly-written.
Only if the next move is to demolish the bridge.
It’s just so a rich dude can get to his back yard, so why not?
TLDR it’s a dick joke
No, it's a shit diplomacy joke.
I'm unfamiliar with the Zavikon Island Bridge but if the renaming doesn't work out, the original Tacoma Narrows bridge could be another good candidate.