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Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of events in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?

Trump PAC threatens to have ICE ‘track down’ MAGA donors who don’t answer survey in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Trump eventually betrays everyone ~~who trusts him~~.

FTFY

Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Well shit, when I give it clear instructions it just up and forgets, instead making up its own reality what SHOULD we call it?

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[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Turns out it’s not.

Musk’s DOGE Failed To Slash Government Spending, Instead Leading To A 6% Increase in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fuck I hate this timeline.