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Wait, so Gaza invaded Israel? If that's true then it was Ukraine that invaded Russia!

I think I get it now, Maduro travelled to New York on his own initiative, and Epstein didn't know Trump.

/S

[–] kyonshi@piefed.social 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Sigh.

Fritz really needs to learn to shut his whore mouth. Can't believe we could have had Habeck instead and got this shitstain.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago

mygosh habeck ~

i kinda liked him in a person kind of way.... he also seemed much more honest than most politicians...

(dunno much about him otherwise tho- besides the infamous Bäcker Insolvenz thingy and his party 🎂🎈 >v< )

[–] user28282912@piefed.social 5 points 4 hours ago

Blink twice if you're compromised by the Mossad! You certainly would not be alone amongst world leaders.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago

MERZ
LECK
EIER

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Does he think Donald Trump is as much of a victim for having his dick bitten as the underage girl that he murdered for doing it?

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

hahahahahaha